Help! I’m turning into a _______________!


A hilarious card from one of my friends:

chocolate chip birthday

I could not stop laughing at this card!!

(Except the card-makers got it wrong. It should say Katie’s chocoholism.)

Personalize this card: what food would you dress like?
A giant pumpkin? A jar of peanut butter? A stalk of broccoli?!

Meet Katie

Chocolate Covered Katie is one of the top 25 food websites in America, and Katie has been featured on The Today Show, CNN, Fox, The Huffington Post, and ABC’s 5 O’clock News. Her favorite food is chocolate, and she believes in eating dessert every single day.

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86 Comments

  1. Jennyb says:

    I’d dress as a beetroot – i’m addicted to purple!

  2. Kim says:

    Honestly? I would dress like an artichoke 😛

    And I admit I haven’t got round to making that awesome-looking chocolate pie because I spent too much time fooling around making other things with my new Magic Bullet! I finally made dressing that has the texture and flavour of Little Creek dressing! Still a little thick but it makes a nice veggie dip at this point.

    Happy (belated) Birthday!

    1. wanda says:

      Came across this blog searching little creek dressing…
      Was wondering if you would send me the receipt for your dressing?
      thanx

  3. Jennifer JCD says:

    Perfect card! You have the greatest friends! I hope you had a delightful day. Hmm… if I were to dress up as a food, it would be corn on the cob or a slice of cake (complete with sprinkles). Eh, my favourite foods change so often… tomorrow I may want to be a pumpkin.

  4. Amber K says:

    Awesome breakfast! Glad you had a great birthday 🙂

  5. Kat @ a dash of fairydust says:

    The card is so gorgeous!! 😀
    I’d definitely be a tomato… Lol,I’m always wondering why I haven’t become red already!

  6. Emily @ Glitz Glam Granola says:

    Haha omg! That card is so perfect for you! Your friend must have been so excited when she found it! I think I would dress like a piece of cheese… is that weird? Haha but it’s my favorite food…plus I’m already really pale! 😉

    1. Chocolate-Covered Katie says:

      I can’t judge… I used to have “cheese” as part of my aim screenname. Then I became a vegan. No one would’ve predicted it ;).

  7. Katherine says:

    I love that card! And I would probably dress as a tub of plain yogurt…I eat yogurt every day! I buy the large tubs to save on cost, but I go through them in about a week…

  8. Katie @ Peace Love and Oats says:

    Haha, that’s a very cute card! I love when people find cards that are very personal to me! I’d look like a bowl of ice cream!!! not sure how i’d translate that into an outfit…

  9. Julie H. of Spinach and Sprinkles says:

    Gosh that card is amazing! Totally me too! Guess that is why I love your blog so much! 🙂
    My personalized card– A head of lettuce saying “Lettuce tell you happy birthday” Hahahaha!

  10. Jennifer says:

    I’m turning into a jar of peanut butter. Seriously.

    Seeing your breakfast, I was reminded of the conversation I had on Sunday about whether it is ok to eat cake for breakfast. I was truly surprised by who in our group was in favor and who was against. The biggest “foodie” of the group was totally all for cake for breakfast while the others were a little upset by the idea.

    1. Chocolate-Covered Katie says:

      I would definitely be on the OK side. Life is short and it’s not healthy to eat healthy 100% of the time… if that makes any sense lol!

  11. Ashley @ My Food 'N' Fitness Diaries says:

    Haha! Love the card. Yep, I’d totally dress up like a jar of peanut butter. I.am.obsessed.!!!

  12. Christina @ The Athletarian says:

    That card is so cute! I would have said peanut butter but it seems like the majority went that way! I have been eating a LOT of tomatoes lately so I would probably dress up as a big red tomato! So flattering! 😀

  13. Sarah says:

    I NEVER remember ANYBODY’S birthday. Anybody happens to include myself. I kid you not. I routinely forget my birthday. Then a friend calls to say happy birthday and I immediately inform them that it is NOT my birthday so this trick isn’t funny especially at 6 in the morning so get off my phone you big moron! At about 10 in the morning, i promptly return the call to apologize for not saying thank you to their birthday wishes and i have to go eat some cake you big moron. Then i wonder why when i call 10 days after THEIR birthday at 6 in the morning they call me “you big moron”. People are so rude. ESPECIALLY when i call on their birthday. I DO call on their birthday. Right?

  14. Lenna says:

    Well, I would dress like a giant…oatmeal? Oh, that would be gross, really! But still it is my fave meal ever :)) A giant apple may be the second (and much better) option!

  15. Sarah says:

    BTW- if i had to dress up as a food item it would be eggplant. Why? Because i hate it. I detest it. Here is my reasoning. Let’s say i want some ice cream. So i go outside my local ice cream shop… only to see some dude dressed up as cheap vanilla soft serve. Suddenly, i think i’ll go for a milkshake. Ice cream doesn’t sound so good… especially when Vanilla Soft Serve dude dances that weird jig. Yeah, definitely a milk shake. So maybe i can discourage others from eating eggplant. And they’ll go for a milkshake.

    1. Chocolate-Covered Katie says:

      That’s really a smart way of looking at it! And it made me think of another good reason you should dress as something you don’t like: otherwise you’d want to eat yourself! 😕

      1. Sarah says:

        very true! And if that doesn’t deter you from dressing like your fave food, i would go see a counselor.

  16. Lauren @ What Lauren Likes says:

    Glad you had such a bomb birthday! That card and breakie rocks 🙂