Help! I’m turning into a _______________!


A hilarious card from one of my friends:

chocolate chip birthday

I could not stop laughing at this card!!

(Except the card-makers got it wrong. It should say Katie’s chocoholism.)

Personalize this card: what food would you dress like?
A giant pumpkin? A jar of peanut butter? A stalk of broccoli?!

Meet Katie

Chocolate Covered Katie is one of the top 25 food websites in America, and Katie has been featured on The Today Show, CNN, Fox, The Huffington Post, and ABC’s 5 O’clock News. Her favorite food is chocolate, and she believes in eating dessert every single day.

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86 Comments

  1. Albizia says:

    Funny card! I should probably dress like a cookie. I eat way too many cookies 🙁 .

    By the way, leftover cake is the best breakfast EVER!

  2. Kathy says:

    I would dress up as…er…no this is a hard question :P. I’d be a…jar of peanut butter ;D bwahaha.
    When the link was loading to see what you were going to eat for breakfast, I just thought, ‘Did she eat that pie from the last post…?’

  3. Paige says:

    Pumpkin spice latte?!

  4. Tara says:

    I got that card twice for my birthday! Obviously people know what to get chocoholics like us. My grandma, a fellow chocolate fiend, gave me it with a box of truffles and my best friend gave it to me while on the Chocolate Tour of Philadelphia that we did to celebrate our birthdays. Though honestly, I think I’d dress like a muffin!

    1. Chocolate-Covered Katie says:

      Hahaha wow, that card really gets around! And, um, did you just say CHOCOLATE tour of Philadelphia??? I lived there for 6 years… how did I not know about this????

  5. amy @lovetotrain says:

    what a cute card!!! i would dress up as a jar of peanut butter. hmm i actually wish i WAS a jar of peanut butter. no no that wouldn\t work.. i wish i had a jar of endless peanut butter. Glad you had a super duper birthday and i hope someone made YOU the biggest bestest tastiest awesomest birthday chocolately goodness EVER

  6. Emma (Sweet Tooth Runner) says:

    HAHA I love that card!! I got cards like that too…people know us well 😉

    I would be chocolate. Or nut butter. Or chocolate nut butter mmmmmm……

    And YES TO DESSERT FOR BREAKFAST YAAAY! 😀

  7. Kristie says:

    I’m a wee bit behind here but I still mean it superliciously wholeheartedly – HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY Big 25th Miss Katie! I’m sure it was nothing but as amazing as you are! And that chocolate fudge pie holy moly, it doesn’t get much better than that!

    1. Chocolate-Covered Katie says:

      Aww thank you, Kristie!!!

  8. Ashley says:

    Im so glad to hear you had an awesome 25th!! I dont blame you for taking a day off and Im looking forward to that Starbucks recipe. I spend wayyy too much money there. hahaha that card is hilarious and suits you perfectly!! I wanna dress up as a cupcake, they are soo good and pretty 🙂

  9. Alexa says:

    Happy belated birthday! For your question of the day I would have to say KALE. I love me some kale like no other. 🙂 I eat so much kale I will probably turn green at some point…or another..lol

  10. Kelsey @ Snacking Squirrel says:

    In my opinion, you DO deserve it <3 you are an incredibly loving, kind, and honest person who cares about not just the people around you but the world at large 🙂

    oh i love how random cards are nowadays. the last time i was at the bookstore i was noticing just how 'out there' some of them are- hey they make for a good laugh and we could all use more of those 😉

    xoxo <3