If these chocolate Tinder brownies had a tagline, it would be: Here today, gone tomorrow.
These brownies are perfect.
They are everything you could ever want in a brownie.
Tall, dark, and deliciously rich…
(Yes, I’m still describing the brownies.)
You will wonder how a brownie could possibly be so perfect.
You will wonder if it’s all a dream.
You’ll want to swipe left on all other brownie recipes.
This is it.
True love.
You can’t imagine even thinking of any other brownie, ever again.
Then, suddenly the brownies completely disappear.
You are left staring at an empty plate and wondering what could have possibly happened.
Was it something you said?
You ask all of your friends, but they don’t know the answer.
Thankfully, you need not be upset for long.
Just head right back into the kitchen to swipe right on another batch of brownies.
The brownies were adapted from my favorite vegan brownie recipe and turned out even thicker and fudgier than the originals!
I also made them with water instead of milk of choice this time, to more closely mimic both the taste and texture of traditional brownies. If desired, you can top them with Coconut Ice Cream, or Keto Ice Cream, or even Almond Milk Ice Cream.
While I can think of quite a few puns for this post, unfortunately none of them are appropriate for my blog. In the interest of keeping things PG, I will simply say that you can add either nuts or frosting if you wish, but the brownies are still delicious without.
Every now and then, someone actually finds true love on Tinder. This is one of those times!
Tinder Brownies
Ingredients
- 1 2/3 cup water
- 1 1/2 tbsp pure vanilla extract
- 3/4 cup oil
- 1 1/2 cup spelt or white flour (for gluten free, try these Black Bean Brownies)
- 1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1/3 cup Dutch cocoa powder
- 1/2 tsp salt
- 3/4 tsp baking powder
- 3/4 cup brown sugar or coconut sugar
- 2/3 cup unrefined or regular sugar
- 2 tbsp cornstarch or ground flax
- 1 cup mini chocolate chips, optional
- handful chopped walnuts, optional
Instructions
- Preheat your oven to 330 F. Line a 9×13 pan with parchment. Combine dry ingredients in a large bowl and stir very (very) well. Whisk in wet, and smooth into the pan. Bake on the center rack, 22 minutes. They should look underdone when you take them out. Let cool, then refrigerate at least 8 hours (preferably overnight), during which time they firm up considerably without becoming dry and will also taste much sweeter with a deeper flavor. I think these brownies have the best flavor and texture two days after they’re made… if you can keep them around that long!View Nutrition Facts
Notes
And if Tinder doesn’t work out…
Well, you’ll always have the Ryan Reynolds Blondie Bars.
And this Makeout Chocolate Chip Cookie Pie.
It’s good to have options!
Considering no one is searching for tinder brownies (because such a thing didn’t even exist until just now), I know the post isn’t going to get me any big SEO benefits. But honestly, I do not care in the slightest, because I had way too much fun writing it!
The restaurant I used to work with used salsa as a base over the crust on its breakfast Cake. Yummy.
Love that these store so well; perfect for making ahead of time for having guests over! Brownies will forever be one of my favorite desserts 🙂 especially topped with ice cream! 🙂
Hi
Those look so yummy!!!
Can i use oat flour?
Sorry we haven’t tried, but be sure to report back if you experiment!
Those look awesome! The Tinder thing amused me too, real love on Tinder does exist!
Look delicious! Will gluten-free flour work for these or not? I see you suggest the blonde brownies for gluten free but there are ingredients in those I cannot eat. Thanks!
Unfortunately we only know how the results will be with flours listed because that’s all we’ve tested, but feel free to try out a gf mix such as Bob’s all purpose, or oat flour, and be sure to report back with results if you do experiment!
II have had good results with other gf brownies using chickpea flour. It’s got a dense texture and seems to go well with a fudgey brownie…
These look amazing! I need them in my life asap!
Paige
Omg yum yum y!
I love these! Thanks.
Those do look amazing! One question, what is the difference between the two types of cocoa powder you list?
I’m going to take the liberty to respond.. Dutch processed cocoa has a bolder/deeper chocolate flavor and often referred to as ‘dark’ cocoa. It’s still the same thing as regular cocoa powder the difference is in how it is processed.
Dutched cocoa is alkalized to help remove bitterness and also remove some of the fat content. It can be very fragrant and unique compared to regular cocoa.
Thanks to you both! I’m not sure I can get both types over here in the Netherlands, but now at least I know what I’m looking for and can ask around a bit. Thanks! 🙂
Hi,
These brownies look good… now that you found true love, will you be posting about the wedding? 😉
Is there a place on your site to give general comments? I was just wondering if you’ve had any yogurt making luck. I’d like to try making DF yogurt as store-bought yogurt gets spendy and has funny chemically taste. I can look around the web, of course, but I have had success with your site so thought I’d check first!
Hi! We haven’t tried it yet but it sounds like a fun experiment!
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