If these chocolate Tinder brownies had a tagline, it would be: Here today, gone tomorrow.
These brownies are perfect.
They are everything you could ever want in a brownie.
Tall, dark, and deliciously rich…
(Yes, I’m still describing the brownies.)
You will wonder how a brownie could possibly be so perfect.
You will wonder if it’s all a dream.
You’ll want to swipe left on all other brownie recipes.
This is it.
True love.
You can’t imagine even thinking of any other brownie, ever again.
Then, suddenly the brownies completely disappear.
You are left staring at an empty plate and wondering what could have possibly happened.
Was it something you said?
You ask all of your friends, but they don’t know the answer.
Thankfully, you need not be upset for long.
Just head right back into the kitchen to swipe right on another batch of brownies.
The brownies were adapted from my favorite vegan brownie recipe and turned out even thicker and fudgier than the originals!
I also made them with water instead of milk of choice this time, to more closely mimic both the taste and texture of traditional brownies. If desired, you can top them with Coconut Ice Cream, or Keto Ice Cream, or even Almond Milk Ice Cream.
While I can think of quite a few puns for this post, unfortunately none of them are appropriate for my blog. In the interest of keeping things PG, I will simply say that you can add either nuts or frosting if you wish, but the brownies are still delicious without.
Every now and then, someone actually finds true love on Tinder. This is one of those times!
Tinder Brownies
Ingredients
- 1 2/3 cup water
- 1 1/2 tbsp pure vanilla extract
- 3/4 cup oil
- 1 1/2 cup spelt or white flour (for gluten free, try these Black Bean Brownies)
- 1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1/3 cup Dutch cocoa powder
- 1/2 tsp salt
- 3/4 tsp baking powder
- 3/4 cup brown sugar or coconut sugar
- 2/3 cup unrefined or regular sugar
- 2 tbsp cornstarch or ground flax
- 1 cup mini chocolate chips, optional
- handful chopped walnuts, optional
Instructions
- Preheat your oven to 330 F. Line a 9×13 pan with parchment. Combine dry ingredients in a large bowl and stir very (very) well. Whisk in wet, and smooth into the pan. Bake on the center rack, 22 minutes. They should look underdone when you take them out. Let cool, then refrigerate at least 8 hours (preferably overnight), during which time they firm up considerably without becoming dry and will also taste much sweeter with a deeper flavor. I think these brownies have the best flavor and texture two days after they’re made… if you can keep them around that long!View Nutrition Facts
Notes
And if Tinder doesn’t work out…
Well, you’ll always have the Ryan Reynolds Blondie Bars.
And this Makeout Chocolate Chip Cookie Pie.
It’s good to have options!
Considering no one is searching for tinder brownies (because such a thing didn’t even exist until just now), I know the post isn’t going to get me any big SEO benefits. But honestly, I do not care in the slightest, because I had way too much fun writing it!
Love your recipes, and this one won’t disappoint, I can already tell!
Any chance you could add grams measurements, for those of us who use them?
Thanks!
Hi Aurelie! Just look on the labels of the ingredients and they should all list gram measurements. For example, 1 cup of most flours is equal to around 120-130g, and it should say on the label’s nutrition panel. Hope that helps!
Jason
From Ryan Reynolds Blondies to Workout Brownies, you never fail to come up with the most creative names for your recipes! Absolutely LOVE this adaptation from your standard brownies. They look so plump and moist! The ice cream scoop…my GOD, that is a serious A-game move!
You sound like a slut
That’s an incredibly rude thing to say. You could just not comment if you don’t like something.
What an absolute awful, hurtful thing to say on a baking site!
I’m a big, muscular, heterosexual man and I was offended by your comment.
You should be barred!
The previous commenter was trying to relate, in words, that feeling a lot of people get when they eat a divine dessert or chocolate morsel or alike. Yeah, fine, the description COULD sound sexual, but only if you’re of the ilk to take it that way, in which case, it’s YOU who, one could say, has the dirtier mind.
Just grow up! And if you’re not here for the recipes, leave.
P.S. – Those brownies look everything they said they do! I can’t wait to make them.
Slightly different from mine but I’m sure the kids will approve of me trying this version of brownies
Looks great, I just wish it were more of an honest representation. Nutritional info is for 24 brownies, pic of tray shows 12, and the recipe calls for 1 tray… so they’re actually half that size if you don’t want to double the cals.
Hi Jess, the photo is cut off. But it does have more than 12 if you look to the side 😉
Dear CCK,
I enjoy your creative recipes, though I may not always make them they’re fun to read. I have to say though, the pic of the cut brownies in the pan is a little unattractive. May I suggest, you heat your water and oil to between 110-120 degrees Fahrenheit and mix your sugars into that, which will melt the sugar a little more in the beginning, tho you don’t want it 100 percent dissolved before adding it to the rest. This should yield a lovely shiney brownie top that looks like it came from a high end bakery with very little extra effort. I have not done this with cocoa powder brownies however, only actual chocolate. Hopefully it will still turn out as pretty.
P.s. also toasting the nuts for a few minutes first can add a lot of oomph. Then toss them in a little reserved flour with the chocolate chips to keep them evenly distributed in the batter without sinking.
These are the tips I wish someone had told me when I first started baking.
So am i reading this correctly that it’s 2 different sugars BOTH 3/4 cup brown sugar /coconut sugar AND 2/3 cup unrefined/ regular sugar or do you pick either brown sugar OR regular sugar?
Both – the two will add different things to the recipe.
maybe I will try it tomorrow
Omg this is so funny katie because i always call my husband a brownie lol
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